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Where Your Dawgs At: Week of December 31, 2012

By Matt Dawgs Jan 3, 2013 - 4:38 PM print


FRIDAY, JANUARY 4th.

  • FRIDAY COLUMN.

T.G.I.F. with Matt Dawgs.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 3rd

  • PISS POOR ADVERTISING.

Just look at it for yourself. SMH.

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  • CREATIVE PARENTING.

I gotta admit, THIS GUY was at least trying with his parenting. Other parents wouldn't care. And to be honest, nothing is worse than playing Call of Duty for example and not being able to do a goddamn thing because you got dudes going 72 - 3 in multiplayer. So if this father specifically hired one of those gamers to make sure his son didn't get a kill in Team Deathmatch then good for him.

  • IS THIS BECOMING COMMONPLACE?

I've feel like over the past three to four months, I must have posted a SIMILAR STORY about six or seven times. I definitely know this is the second time this has happened in Brazil with the first participant getting like $800,000 for her virginity. Like, is this for real? Do I have to lock up my daughter and ban her from the internet and pick her husband at childbirth to prevent her from selling her "flower" to the highest bidder? By the way, isn't this prostitution? Um...where are the arrests? Or is this ok in Brazil?

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2nd.

  • THIS CANNOT BE FACTUAL

Snoop Lion (formerly Dogg) claimed that he SMOKES 81 BLUNTS PER DAY. Like, that has to be a made uo number no? No Way is that factual. If it is, hey, I am all for the legalization of marijuana. I used to smoke it myself and I don't think it is a big deal. Not much different that being drunk. With that being said, this CANNOT be healthy if it is true. He has to be dying and not even from lung cancer. That is just way too much weed to be in his system.

  • WHO IS IN THE WRONG? MY ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU.

Ok, I totally get this girl's PLIGHT. Her friend just gave birth and she is still in recovering. Believe me, I know how rough that can be. Anything relating to pregnancy is tough. My wife is 9 months pregnant right now. My FUTURE WIFE is 3 months pregnant. Getting around is difficult, especially after giving birth. With that being said, this girl broke parking etiquitte 101. You don't hold parking spots for people, ESPECIALLY in a mall parking lot. That is just begging for someone to run you over with their SUV. In all honesty, the woman driver should not have been charged with anything. As soon as she told the police officers that the victim was holding a parking space, she should have been released on her own recognizance. It is that simple.

  • HI ASHLEY TISDALE, HOW YOU DOING?

She is definitely GROWING on me. WOWSERS.

  • HONESTLY? LIKE FOR REAL?

I get people are paranoid in the wake of the tragedy that took place in Newton Connecticut but seriously, you have to be kidding me WITH THIS. I cannot fathom a parent who would put their kid through the trouble of wearing this to school daily. I have worn one of these once and it is heavy and uncomfortable. Not something you want a toddler to have on all day long.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 1st.

  • HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

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MONDAY, DECEMBER 31st.

  • KIM KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT.

Just to clairfy, it is not mine. With that being said, musician Kanye West announced at a concert in Atlantic City last night that Kim Kardashian is 12 weeks pregnant with her first child and West is the father. This is likely to be the biggest baby birth of 2013 sadly overshadowing that of Kate Middleton and Prince William. Yes, this is the society that we live in where I predict that the baby born of a rapper and a woman who became a multi-millionaire brand all due to her sex tape with a washed up R&B singer best known for being the brother of a better known R&B singer will have a more covered media baby than an heir to the British Royal throne. Safe to say that my Friday column will now have less and less of the below:

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  • HI RIHANNA, HOW YOU DOING?

So Rihanna is on vacation in her home country of Barbados. She knows damn well that papparazzi stalks her to no end yet for some reason she decided to change her bikini on her balcony. Well you can guess what NSFW PICS are now floating around the internet.

  • HOLY SH*T!

I am not sure how I am just seeing this video considering it has been on the internet for a few months now but HOLY SH*T it is insane. Thankfully the man had non-life threatening injuries.




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