Do you think D-Lo Brown used to get teased whenever they came to the "Bi-Lo" Center? Read More

You can love it, or you can hate it. But the dirtiest player in the Game knows one thing. The best thing about this show is that we're sitting at the table, so Slick Ric, the greatest of all time - whooo - doesn't have to wear pants. Read More

Not just dogs, Billy. I stick it to all animals. Hell, I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man Chu.  Read More

Hey mom and dad. Have you ever wanted your kids to grow up and be genuine WWE Superstars like Triple H, Nunzio, and Jamie Noble? Read More

We hacked, hurt, and even blew up most of the things we owned. What good were toys if they weren't on fire? Read More

OH THEY'RE FRUITY! FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRIGGIN' FRUITY SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES.... Read More

I think Goldberg has a deviated septum or asthma or something. Maybe everybody thinks that he's trying to be intimidating but he really just can't breathe. Wouldn't we all feel bad then? Read More

Ooo Ooo! Vince! How about, from now on, we get Chocolate Chip Cookies instead of Oatmeal Raisin? Mmmm! Read More

TELL HIM HOW YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FAYTH AT THE AIRPORT, SEAN! TELL HIM HOW YOU THREW DOO-DOO AT ME ON THHHANKTHGIVING! TELL HIM, SEAN! Read More

I hear voices in my head. They council me. They understand. They talk to me. And they tell me to write songs about myself and sing them. Now get in position! Read More

We have a beautiful seven foot, bald son named Satanico Hellspawn. He's the light of my life... Read More

If you're not doing at least half of these, you're not using social networking correctly... Read More

If you told me that Vince McMahon had edited old footage to make it look like he pinned Strangler Lewis, I wouldn't be surprised. It's just become something we expect. That doesn't mean that WWE's website wasn't celebrating. Here, see for yourself... Read More

Sensei Bischoff is wearing his shiny gi. and throwing some shadow punches while his faithful companion, Chief Morley looks on. Tonight the Bischman is going to get himself some Stratusfaction. Remember when Eric Bischoff stole Miss Elizabeth from Randy Savage? Now hooking up with Eric Bischoff is the punishment for losing a match. Tough five years, Bisch.  Tough five years... Read More

You've Smacked Your TV. You've Escaped The Rules. Now, for the first time ever...you can Play the Game. From the creators of Head of the Class and Blade 3, comes the sitcom that the entire world will be talking about... Read More

"Ha! It's a juicy Mexicool in your mouth. If you for eighteen charo pitas then it's not for you mouth to be having the explosion! Ha ha! It's too juicy! Too juicy! Too juicy! AHAHAHAHHA!" Read More

I grew up watching Sesame Street. So, 30 years later, when my children began watching, I expected to see some familiar faces. However, I was horrified... Read More

I used to inhale the pyro and breathe it out my nose and then one day I woke up with seven fingers. I stopped inhaling the pyro after that. Yeah, no one notices the fingers because I wear these gloves. Read More

What will Raw look like when the creative force behind it finally succumbs to his dementia? This. It'll look exactly like this... Read More

Nash is shown backstage.  He's just sitting on a box and thinking. He must have been put on "Time Out." Read More

You're supposed to say, "That gets my heart pumpin'!" Just do it, man! Those Oompa Loompas are f**kin' crazy! Read More

So? I'm not a wuss. Dude. Totally. Not a wuss. Look. Look I can pinch my arm really hard and I don't even scream. Read More

Wrestled? Oh no! Ha! You're a wrestler? How funny. My bad. My bad. We hire a magician to entertain the kids once a week. His name is Rick Flare... Read More

Don't thank me. Thank my new best friend…Tony Stewart! Read More

I've decided to repost my interview with Reid for free. Please listen and remember this young man who was more than just Ric's son.  Rest in Peace, Reid. Read More

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants the Crippler no more they want Hunter he's chopped liver. Well if you want Hunter, yo - I feel ya, you get a bit o' frizz mixed with necro-philia...
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Sanjaya? No, Aretha. It's pronounced "Bobby." Read More

Good to have ya back, Goldberg. I missed listening to you obsess about your pets. That was sarcasm and this is Raw... Read More

Hi.   I'm Donald Trump.   What's your name?   Stu?   Your name Stu?   Hah?   Stu?  Good.   Stu's a good name.  I knew a fella named Stu once.   So that's your name now.

I'm Brice Beckham, I played Wesley on TV's Mr. Belvedere. I signed up for your lottery thing. Read More

Next! Come on in. Stand on the giant "H," state your name, your gimmick, and why you should be in Evolution. Read More

As anyone who follows me on Twitter can tell you, I'm a firm believer that everything is better with the addition of 1990s WWF star Repo Man Read More

Sit back and take a gander at what the road to Summerslam may offer Read More

Oh wow. Will you look at that. I thought you were dead. I'd love to sit here and catch up with you Cyndi, but I have this rule about not talking to women over 40. Read More

So he says to me, "Terry. I got this bird I need you to work tonight or else they're gonna shut the show down." I says to him… Read More

Billy Joel once said "The good old days weren't always good."   You'd think it was probably true because, chances are, he was drunk when he said it... Read More

Remember before where we said that you'd be shaking your head trying to figure out how many different personalities you can use?  Well, the answer is four.  You can use four... Read More

With autograph signings, fan conventions, Twister contests, and all the other festivities on the agenda before Mania, no one's talking about the agenda after Mania. Well, we are. Read More

Hey! Let's rename this place! How about Ohio Land? Read More

You want to get murdered and eaten? Huh? Do you? ... Read More