JG's 1/19/04 Raw Insanity: General Manager Coachman and Other Signs of The Apocalypse
James Guttman -Jan 19, 2017
Awww. That's so adorable. She thinks she's real people.
JG's 1/17/05 Raw Insanity: Snitsky and Kane Share a Careless Whisper
James Guttman -Jan 17, 2017
Yeehaw! I tell u, man. You guys ever seen a goat?
JG's 1/10/05 Raw Insanity: Shawn Michaels vs. Florida's Canadians
James Guttman -Jan 10, 2017
Oh my God! Did I say arsenic? I meant Non Dairy Creamer. Arsenic? Where did that come from?
JG's 1/6/03 Raw Insanity: Scott Steiner and Triple H Pay Homage To The WBF
James Guttman -Jan 6, 2017
As Theo Huxtable would say "Jammin’ on the one".
JG's 1/3/05 Raw Insanity: William Regal Plays The Part of Lindsay Lohan
James Guttman -Jan 3, 2017
Anyone can beat up their enemy. It takes real imagination to hold him down and make him truly pay...
JG's 12/27/04 Raw Insanity: Beating The Clock
James Guttman -Dec 27, 2016
Johnny Ace has made it mandatory that we all take skateboards to and from the
arenas. He said that's what professionals should do.
JG's 12/19/02 Smackdown Insanity: Kurt Angle and The Big Show Rip Brock Lesnar's Clothes Off
James Guttman -Dec 19, 2016
Chuck Palumbo could have been replaced in this match by a laundrybag full of towels.
JG's 12/18/06 Raw Insanity: George W. Bush, Kevin Federline, Sylvester Stallone, and Kenny Dykstra
James Guttman -Dec 18, 2016
I don't really make resolutions. I always say that as long as I have my wood and a ho for the year, I'm a happy man...
JG's 12/16/02 Raw Insanity: Scott Steiner Gets The Game For Christmas
James Guttman -Dec 16, 2016
Well the end was here…last night. Armageddon is now etched into our memory banks...
JG's 12/12/05 Raw Insanity: Kurt Angle Insults the Troops and John Cena Goes Blind
James Guttman -Dec 12, 2016
He knows if you've been naughty or nice. Either way - he'll squash you! Finally a Christmas Ornament worthy of Triple H's picture...
JG's 12/10/07 Raw 15 Year Anniversary Insanity
James Guttman -Dec 10, 2016
This is a song, that uh, there's a lot of Christmas songs out there, but not too many about Monday Night Raw...
JG's 12/9/02 Raw Insanity: The Magic Confetti Dumpster Brings Shawn Michaels Back To Life
James Guttman -Dec 9, 2016
If we don't get this thing off the ground, "Armageddon" may be more than just a witty name.
JG's 12/5/05 Raw Insanity: Eric Bischoff Escapes From Shawshank
James Guttman -Dec 5, 2016
The Vince hated Rasslin', Despite Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. Only Steph knows the reason...
JG's 12/1/03 Raw Insanity: Mick Foley and Mr. Socko Ride Again
James Guttman -Dec 1, 2016
Yeah. Those were some wild times. We used to film promos in my basement and then my mom would make ravioli.
JG's 11/29/04 Raw Insanity: Triple H Loses The World Heavyweight Title...Maybe
James Guttman -Nov 29, 2016
"Now, Vader, Now, Gayda, Now Savage and Stinger,
On, Maven! on Raven! On Hogan and Swinger!
To the top of card! To the end of the line!
Now run away, Sparky. Cause your ass is mine!"
JG's 11/24/03 Raw Insanity: Are You There God? It's Me, Michaels.
James Guttman -Nov 24, 2016
Raw Roulette featuring the first ever Diva's Cage match.
JG's 11/22/10 Raw Insanity: Your Awesome New WWE Champion
James Guttman -Nov 22, 2016
VOTED THE STUPIDEST GAME OF 2010 BY THE READERS OF TOY PLANET MAGAZINE!
JG's 11/19/07 Raw Insanity: Mr. Magician Vest Saves_Us.222
James Guttman -Nov 19, 2016
I like your eyeliner. You look pretty.
JG's 11/18/02 Raw Insanity: Triple H Isn't Here But Still No One Can Stop Talking About Him
James Guttman -Nov 18, 2016
This entire opening segment revolved around Hunter...
JG's 11/15/04 Raw Insanity: General Manager Maven Gets an Evolution Invitation
James Guttman -Nov 15, 2016
Well, John, nowadays the bookers give these characters some pretty crazy names, I tell ya. Who's the mother. What's the baby. I Don't Know's the father.
JG's 11/14/05 Raw Report: In Memory of Eddie Guerrero
James Guttman -Nov 14, 2016
There are some days that just seem to last forever. Yesterday, November 13th, was one of those days.
JG's 11/13/06 Raw Insanity: DX Beats Everyone Up In England
James Guttman -Nov 13, 2016
Hold on a second! You was hittin' my baby across the house?!
JG's 11/11/02 Raw Insanity: Booker Loses The Game and Ain't Nobody Talkin' 'Bout Katie Vick
James Guttman -Nov 11, 2016
Jeff Hardy is preparing for his match. I can now cross "Watch a grown man paint himself" off of my 'Things to Do' List for the week.
JG's 11/7/05 Raw Insanity: You Made Kurt Angle's Wife Leave!
James Guttman -Nov 7, 2016
You can totally tell that Triple H is related to the owner of WWE. Know why? Because he gets a big comfy leather chair when he sits on the entry way.
JG's 11/6/06 Raw Insanity: Umaga Kills The Interviewer Girl
James Guttman -Nov 6, 2016
Why is Cryme Tyme not the US Champion. Please send me an autographed photo of Kevin Federline.
JG's 11/4/02 Raw Insanity: Batista's Raw Debut
James Guttman -Nov 4, 2016
We are shown a video for Saliva's "King of the World" video for Chris Jericho or as fans in Canada call it: "What TSN will put on when censoring offensive parts of Raw"...
JG's 11/3/03 Raw Insanity: Stone Cold Gets Buzzed With Goldberg
James Guttman -Nov 3, 2016
Pat Patterson's here? I didn't tell anyone to frisk you.
JG's 11/1/04 Raw Insanity: The Arrival of Muhammad Hassan
James Guttman -Nov 1, 2016
Show your support for WWE's Bodyslam on Sexual Harassment. Together we can win this battle! Remember what the King says and shake them puppies when you fight Sexual Harassment!
JG's 10/29/07 Raw Insanity: Shawn Michaels Admits To His Small Package
James Guttman -Oct 29, 2016
You like bananas? Huh? Are you a monkey? What? Are you Dr. Zaius? What? Are you Banana Man? What? Are you Banana Republic? What?!
JG's 10/26/09 Raw Insanity: Kofi Kingston Can't Be Trusted With Other People's Property
James Guttman -Oct 26, 2016
That's where they live. They're floor candy. Shut up. Now let me ask you a question, supposed-Super Nanny. If you're so super, can you kick my ass?
JG's 10/25/04 Raw Insanity: No Vince, No Bischoff...Raw is Anarchy!
James Guttman -Oct 25, 2016
After several complaints from rookie wrestlers and production assistants, there will no longer be hard salamis available in catering until John Layfield starts acting more professionally.
JG's 10/24/08 Smackdown Insanity: The HunterTaker Party, Tizerrible Gizimmicks, and M.V.P.'s Name Becomes Ironic
James Guttman -Oct 24, 2016
I. Do. Love Me... Some Sour Patch Kids.
JG's 10/21/02 Raw Insanity: Triple H Humps a Dead Body on Television
James Guttman -Oct 21, 2016
Following the deed, Triple H reaches into the corpse's head, pulls out a pile of "goo" and exclaims "I screwed her brains out."
JG's 10/20/03 Raw Insanity: The Winner of The Triple H Lottery
James Guttman -Oct 20, 2016
Children, glad you're here. I want you to check out my new confectionaries. I think they're gonna sell right through the roof. I call them "Mark Henry's salty chocolate balls."
JG's 10/18/04 Raw Insanity: WWE Sells Tuesday For $35
James Guttman -Oct 18, 2016
Eric Bischoff is in the ring and he looks like a middle-aged Daniel LaRusso with a bad hangover.
JG's 10/16/06 Raw Insanity: John Cena Kills Kevin Federline and Triple H Kills Randy Orton For Old Time's Sake
James Guttman -Oct 16, 2016
Apparently during the break, Rob Conway cut a promo about how he's underappreciated. How perfect is that?
JG's 10/14/02 Raw Insanity: Katie Vick Was a Friend of Mine...
James Guttman -Oct 14, 2016
Before I begin to review the following segment, I want to say that without a shadow of a doubt, this portion of Raw was one of the - if not the - worst segment in the history of Monday Night Wrestling...
JG's 10/7/02 Raw Insanity: Her Name Was Katie Vick
James Guttman -Oct 7, 2016
Triple H has a big announcement. Kane shouldn't be happy. Hunter asks him how happy "Katie Vick" is.
JG's 10/5/09 Raw Insanity: Orton Wishes Cena Into The Cornfield, Miz America, and Look Kids - Big Ben. Parliament.
James Guttman -Oct 5, 2016
Hey, Mrs. McMahon. Bill Turner - Greenwich Weekly News. Yo. Did the first Ultimate Warrior die in a car crash?
JG's 10/4/04 Raw Insanity: Ric Flair's Infamous Virgins Promo
James Guttman -Oct 4, 2016
I swear, my hands are clean on this one. No one told me anything, honestly. I knew nothing about it. I also know nothing about the midget they hired to play your part tomorrow night.
World Wrestling Insanity